The Private Letter

 

 

 

 

 

 

Dear God,

 

Hiii…!!!  How’s u??

I m f9 and hope that ball is rolling well in ur court too.

 

Sry god, for the same starting statement again . u see, now, I don’t have anymore of those English classes naa, so a bit out of practice

                                                                                                                   

Now, don’t tell me, that u forgot!!!    

“School’s over” god… 😦

                                                                                              

Leave it nyways…

Ya..tell me..What’s happening round these days , up there ?

Hey…I know….I Know, you also caught in the Fifa fever naa… That Waka Waka and Waving flag is everywhere…

Shakira roxs god, but don’t send any more like her on earth…. Come on!!! show me your creativity man, I know you could come up with something more interesting 😉  ( Now, that also doesn’t means that u start sending more of Rakhi Sawants  ;))

 

i hope internet works up there as normal as here on earth.. n hope u having a gud speed connection..(after all u r GOD!!!) , if not then please upgrade.. its very tough to survive with slow speed ( Ask my condition now-a-days 😦 )

 

Hey God, just heard that u hv given net connections to “Apsaras” also, nd that too through via ur own personal server…Haan..Haan.. tell me, tell me.. What do u thought , I won’t come to know… Mr. God, I am keeping an eye on all your “Evil intensions” 😉 .

 

 

Just wanted to ask if it is through Wi-fi or u are still living in “Dwapar Yug” with that LAN connection jhamela nd all…In case, you are using Wi-fi, then please tell authorities of JIIT also to come up with it in hostels…. Think bout me god…mera LAN port ya cable kuch na kuch to kharab rehta hi hai, you know that naa..

Hey, u seemed tense!!  don’t worry…I won’t disclose ur “Apsara’s vala secret” to anyone on earth. That’s what friends are for… 🙂 But u got to do me a favour in return (myself getting mean now-a-days)… Plz god, arrange one of them (apsaras, off course) for me too…Plz, Plz,Plz… Just try and talk to them, probably some of them might already be knowing me, after all I m such a good friend of yours, isn’t it ?…  Mutual connections, you see 😉

 

Hey, wait… Now, I know that i m asking a hell lot, but plz see to it , if u could manage 2 more of them for my friends also…”Madhur goel” and “Rohit sharma” .Plz god, show some mercy on me, i can’t tolerate their discussions on “Being single or Being commited” anymore… lol

 

Oh Ya, forgot to tell you… I have adopted a virtual turtle sometime back, though there’s a bit of confusion regarding what to name her, but one thing’s for sure… she is really very cute…These websites have so nice graphics, I tell you… Give it a try, here’s the link… www.adoptme.com.

 

You advised me about studies in ur last letter…u sounded like my mother…Yet, result stinked this semester, ur every single advice went in vain.. I’ll try to study from the next time…( mind it.. i said  I’ll try, no assurances 😉 ).

 

Anant rocked god…got 9.4 this semester…Inform him in advance that I won’t leave him with a small treat this time …

 

Well, there had been  a lot of me, me and me in this letter …. U should also express yourself…In ur reply do tell me..what’s happening beside earth… like how’s Pluto feeling after not being a planet anymore or if those doomsday talks are true or not…

 

I was just wondering that if the whole universe is really goin to end, then you would also be jobless naa…Think once… No more humanity to offer your help, No more prayers to be answered, and most importantly no more letters to be replied (I would also be dead naa, you see I can’t betray rest of the human beings, just because you r my friend ).

 

Tell me , tell me… what would you do then..ny future plannings..??

 

ha, ha, ha… when nothing is going to survive except you, then what future and what planning… rofl !!!

 

Life’s ironic. Isn’t it?                        

Just to keep ur own future f9, u urself have to cancel that doomsday plan of urs!!!  otherwise God won’t have nything left to do… imagine!!!

I’ll die out laughing.

 

I know…I know that, now u would be thinking that sumit is such a farsighted thinker, such a genius… he saved me from being jobless. He opened up my eyes…

 

It’s not that I m short of appraisals, but anyways…Thanks for ur compliment god , and ya…do tell my readers also to comment on blogs… believe me I won’t complaint to you even if they criticize, but they should at least comment…

 

Maa shouting for dinner … got to go…otherwise my doomsday is near..

 

Awaiting ur reply.. and ya..do remember our “secret deal

 

Take care of this world…!!!

 

Your very own stupid,

Sumit

 

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28 thoughts on “The Private Letter

  1. Going good……. u seem a hell lot more experienced in writing now…
    PS: Tune ye likha pehle hai poora phir upload kiya…
    (Maa shouting for dinner at 1:26a.m???) That was really funny….
    Keep going!!!!!

  2. @Madhur– thnks…
    abhi bhagwan ka mail aaya tha unhone tere aur rohit ke liye to bhej di hai… but mere liye mana kar diya… lagta hai tum logon ne alag se bhi koi source lagwai thi…
    DHOKHA!!!!
    dekh lunga tum dono ko to mein…

    @Anant– thank u so very much bhai for all your support…
    Party bhulna mat… dhang se lutenge is bar aapko 😉 😉

    @Sid–“u seemed a hell lot more experienced” ??
    bhai mein ek pyara sa chota sa bacha hun… jisse blog likhte hue abhi 3 mahine bhi nahi hue, u said experience ???

    vaise thnks 4 d compliment, i wrote d above statement in modesty… baki readers ko lagna chaiye na ki kitna down-to-earth banda hai !!! 😉

    rahi bat 1:26 am vali, uska blame to wordpress aur bekar google images ko jata hai…. kitni mehnat lagi ye images dhundne mein bas mein hi janta hun, i completed the letter at about 9:30 but thodi bahut editing mein time lag gaya tha!!!

    @Suyash– i won’t say versatile.. but ya i tried to keep exploring new topics to write upon…

    Title u suggested was very awesome bro… everyone would love to have that…but i don’t deserve it at the present stage.. jis din utna achha level ho jayega… khud hi mang lunga ;);)

    @CRASH– it was so nice of you brother to have promoted my blog….
    rahi bat apsara ki to next letter mein pakka aapke recommendation bhi bhej dunga…lol

  3. hey man, i can’t believe you could write so well…keep up the good work waitin for your next post… and plzzz don’t disclose wheather i was the “single one “or the ” committed one” !!!

  4. “”bhai mein ek pyara sa chota sa bacha hun…””
    Shakti Kapoor!!!

    Vaise banda down-to-earth h!!!

    Thodi bahut editing!!!
    9:30 to 1:30
    thodi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  5. @Rohit– sala waiting 4 ur next blog to aise keh raha hai, jaise pata nahi kab se mere blog padta aa raha ho…

    Aapka secret bhi koi disclose karne vali cheej hai… sabko already malum hai… 😛 😛

    Aur mr. sharma… on that ““chacha -the psycho philosopher”!!!!”
    i would say mera muhn mat khulwa… tera to sirf title hi blog kar diya na to hazaron comments aa gayenge….

    nyways… jokes apart…thnks 4 appreciating n best wishes 4 ur future!!!!

  6. @ Sid–“”bhai mein ek pyara sa chota sa bacha hun…””
    Shakti Kapoor!!!

    Theek hai -Theek hai…. chota sa pyara sa bacha…. thoda zyada ho gaya… nyways but how was shakti kapoor co-related with that ..?? na meri samjh mein aaya na hi mein teri evil intensions ko samjhna chahta hun…

    “Vaise banda down-to-earth h!!!”– ye sab karna padta hai yar… samjha karo..nahi to readers par bura impression padta hai 😉

    Thodi bahut editing!!!
    9:30 to 1:30
    thodi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!—- NO comments!!!!

  7. “”bhai mein ek pyara sa chota sa bacha hun…””

    This seems unusually like Shakti Kapoor’s(as Nandu) dialogue in the Govinda movie “”Raja Babu””

    ##################################
    Thodi bahut editing!!!
    9:30 to 1:30
    thodi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!—- NO comments!!!!
    ##################################

    KYUN ? ? ?

  8. yeh hua na pakka dost………apni setting ke saath saath…….dosto ka bhi jugad laga raha hai……………kash apne bhi college time par aaise dost hote…..to itna time na lagta…………….. 😀

    well, i always thought that Jaypee always had a bunch of good looking girls……..don’t break my illusions……….

    baki kya baat kar raha hai……chance maarte rah…..i always admired Noida for cause of it’s healthy resources of Girls…….bahut millengi……line se…………….nahi toh Dilli jaa kar haath aazma……..waha bhi accha chance hai…………

    Loved the post………Bhagwan ki itni bhi nahi lete…….at last he is the god……… 😉

  9. @Sid– U remembered shakti kapoor’s fictional name in “Raja babu”….. crap man!!!! mujhe to shakti kapoor ki shakal bhi theek se yad nahi… next time ny bollowood quiz anywhere … u r in my team… hats off to u 🙂

    9:30-1:30– bhai i have a social, personal and family life too, all these 3 till 12:30, frm 12:30- 1:30- back to blogging life i.e. “THODI” editing 🙂

    @Madhur– rakhna padta hai… aap jaise dost jo diye hai unhone… abhi bhi pichle janmon ki saja mil rahi hai!!! lol

    @Hitesh– Tafif ke liye thanks… vaise kya bataun, rat ko 2-2, 3-3 baje call karke jab dost apne prem gatha sunane lag jayen to bhagwan se prarthna karni hi padti hai…

    U talking bout girls of jaypee… “Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.”… bas itna hi kahunga… after all some of the hits come from girls hostel too ;)… aur ek reader ki value aap ache se jante ho hitesh babu…. lol i can’t affort to loose the few i m havin…

    Lagta hai jald hi aapki advice bhi follow karni hi padegi…. bhagwan to bas mere doston ko khush rakhe ( see all girls reading this… i really care bout my friends 😉 rofl!!! )

    Thanks 4 the lovely comment

  10. @Gurdit & Sharad — Thanks to u both for loving and appreciating the work…. nice to see that i m getting new readers.. it is for u people only that i blog… 🙂 🙂

  11. fab…. u r sch a versatile writer, means after sch touchy nd nyc posts , u cn do dis olso???? hats-off 2 u yaar…… impeccable dude…..keep it up… i wsh u may endowed wid more sch brilliant thots…

  12. @Sreyoshi — Thanks a lot for ur words of motivation, felt really nice to hear from you… 🙂

    @Hemant– Versatile… Happy to hear that word for the blog… (though i still doubt :P) .
    i’ll try to come up with something more unique soon that u’ll enjoy…
    Thnks 4 ur wishes… i really needed them a lot 🙂 🙂

  13. hey sumit…..sorry boy…..i hv been missing ur blog frm quite sum tym……wz stuck in all issues…
    bt really….dis one is awesome……n i pray dat god shud nt provide u any apsaras…..or else u’ll b buzy wid her all d tym……aur tujhe to pata hi hai ki meri probs din pe din badti jaati hai…..n only BABA SUMIT hv gt all d soltns….lol
    also if u askin for so many favors frm god……den plz meri bhi kuch sifarish karde….:P

  14. @Surbhi Sethi– Don’t u worry ’bout ur problems… vo mein hamesha hi solve karunga.. even if i get a complimentary gift (apsara) from god 🙂 🙂
    Teri sifarish bhi kar di thi… ab to result bhi mil hi gaya hai tujhe…kyon sahi keh raha hun naa… 😛 😛

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