Untitled

28 Jul 2011 34 Comments

by Sumit in RANDOMS

This one goes for all the first years who wanted to know what college is all about and are constantly bugging entire H-3 to answer for them and for all others who have enjoyed it all.

A few general questions-:

1. Why are they ragging us ?

 Ans:  It’s not ragging, trust me on this. It simply isn’t.

2.How much do we need to study?

Ans: You don’t need, at least not now.

3.We are getting bored.

Ans: Go explore, Its College, you can’t be bored.

4.How many nearby places can we go for fun?

Ans:At least visit all floors of Shipra first.

5.Should we join any of these clubs in college?

Ans:That ain’t a valid question. It is the one thing you are going to regret rest of your 4 years, if you don’t.

6.Is laptop necessary?

Ans: Would you spend 120 bucks in JAM every Friday, 3 times a day. There is a better answer to this question beyond the                             scope of this public blog.

7. Who does a senior refers to when he talks about ‘minor’ ?

Ans:You are not 18 yet, they call you minor

• Don’t judge people in college. I was wrong almost every time.
• You can love a lot many people in lot many ways.
• You can know everything and still score lowest in batch, vice-versa holds as well.
• You were best in high school. So what? Its college.
• Many people will change, many won’t. At some point of time, you’ll hate both.
• Be around those who are better than you, there will be plenty and they will be the ones who’ll make you what you will be.
• Never say you “Think”. What all will be going through your mind in the coming years, is what “Thinking” is.
•  Way2sms.com. After google and facebook its going to be your third bookmark.
• First D in the grade sheet would make you cry. Just the first one
• You will remember your first “mass bunk”. Many would follow, and then the definition of the term will change.
• Be nice, but not much. You’ll pay heavily.
• There would be a girl very close to you and won’t be your girlfriend.
• Never leave your Facebook account open. A series of comments on your changed relationship status will follow.
• Your freshers – Learning to play the guitar would seem cool.
• You’ll get up early in morning for a week (a month in rare cases).
• Travel as much as you can. Click photographs as much as you can. Even after 20 Gb collection, you won’t be satisfied.
• Clubs are fun.They seriously are, especially if you are a part of CICR.
• No matter what, you will always hate your mess.
• I saw India winning the World Cup in Audi. It was awesome !!!
• Hot Girls exist. If you can’t find them, what the hell are you doing after dinner.
• Home will be a great place to visit.
• Milk in the mess which is supposed to be till 9 am would vanish by 8:50.
• Physics is going to be the real maths, maths is to be learned and in Economics, final answer is all what will matter.
• That it would still be possible to be alone, when surrounded by friends.
• Most of the education would happen outside the classes.
• You will buy more fiction than your course books in first year, you won’t buy course books in second, you would buy none in third, google and seniors have everything.
• Drugs available will be of more variety than you knew. There exists a list beyond weed, bong and LSD.
• You can trust anyone. Just don’t make it more than you have on your own self.
• The best of the trips would be unplanned and will make you meet the most awesome people you never knew existed.
• Many things will end suddenly, much like this post.

—————————————————————————-

        Tchao !!!

Advertisement