The “GPA” Theory

10 Jul 2011 21 Comments

by Sumit in RANDOMS Tags: Facebook, Personal Stories, Recreation

The cell phone rings. +9198778***** calling.

Mayank: Hey… where are you? It’s been a week you came home, have got 2-3 more origami videos.

Sumit: With maa, in the market, buying bedsheets. You need some ? Le kar aaun?

Mayank:  Kitne baje tak aayega ?  Doob k mar ja sale, bedsheets kharid raha hai, itne bure din aa gaye hain tere  ?

Sumit:  Aur kya karun bata, chal aaj kuch interesting karenge. 8 baje ke around aaunga. 

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8:12 pm  Location: Mayank’s house

Sumit: Kon se videos hai ?

Mayank: Rose making and origami dragon. Rose vali karte hain.

Sumit: Sale, 30 min ka video hai, bahut hard hoga. Koi chota nhi hai ?

Mayank: Abe, ek bat soch… college mein kisi bandi ko paper ka rose khud banakar dega to vo impress nhi hogi ?

Sumit: Kabhi to bandiyon k alawa kuch socha kar.

Mayank: Teri vo NGO vali presentation kaisi rhi ? School mein bhi kisi ki counseling kari ki nhi

Sumit: It was fine.. pata hai, jab stage par vo princi vale mike se bol rahe the, tab 10^th a vali line dekh kar aisa lag raha tha, ki isi line mein khade ho kar kabhi hum in stage par bak-bak karne valon ko kitne galiyan dete the, aaj ye sab hame de rahe honge . Pehle kam lambi hoti hai kya assembly jo ye bhi aa gaye apni ram katha sunane.

Sumit: Fb khol…

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2 browsers, 2 fb accounts, a lot of stalking, an in-depth analysis on fb wall posts of people, their academic performances and their moral characters, and the inter co-relation among these three lead to the following conclusions.

CGPA   

 >=9.0 

Generally hated by most, still a rare breed,

Though Classic but mostly 

self-centered. Generally unsocial and not

required by others except  for during

the exam time.

8.0-9.0    

Dynamic ones, most responsive to change.

Some of   the most creative people  

 lie in this range.  Some typical exceptions

 including — the low IQ geeks, the always

  ready to fight once , immature fools having  

 some really caring friends also finds  makes

their  way in this range set .

7.0-8.0  

The ordinary category, light hearted comedy

loving once, a Set of God fearing people who

believe in the  exisitence of  Humanity.

Get along well with most of  the college crowd.

Can  be compared to the regular   bollywood 

movies with average  screenplay,

below- average  stories and overpaid actors. 

 6.0-7.0  

Mostly experimental ones, some of best brains

with low Attendance.  A large number of romantic

hearts  having a high drive of being around

 with opposite sex can be found in the same range

too. This gpa range also covers a section of aimless

people who are on their way to depression.

 5.0-6.0

Mostly Drug addicts, the real music lovers, the

best gamers,   The most orthodox set of people

who hardly care about anything including themselves.

Stories of free will  that don’t care about target 

audience.

 <5.0   

  Due to the diversity of  the people in this     

category and inability of the researchers

to find a  consistent working theory,the matter in

this category is  beyond the scope of this 

 public blog.

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